Surfboards in Iraq?

Now there is something wrong in the world. When anyone walks into our little surf shop they see many beautiful surfboards standing in a rack. Now to the untrained eye that would seem completely normal, however Iraq and a rack sound too similar. This is why I think there should a change in what we call “racks”. If it were up to me I would call them super-mega-surfboard-holder! This would make sure of no confussion.

Dom @ Constantine Bay Surf Stores